GF APPLICATION

serious inquiries only (not really) (unless...)

Girlfriend Application

Name: Age: Describe how aristocratic you are (5k words min): Fertility: Egg count (estimate is fine): Write a short essay (10k words) on the intersection of postmodernism, fertility maxxing, Nietzsche, and being milkmaid core: Most goonable quality:

Feet pics

Yes

Have you read Infinite Jest?

Yes

If you had a tummy ache, would you be brave about it?

Yes

Tummy pics?

Yes

Are you iron deficient?

Yes